just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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