And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
