: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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