So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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