they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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