my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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