I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Never let your siblings swipe right.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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