VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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