if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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