we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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