I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
