I want to make a zoo with you.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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