Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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