you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The feeling are messing with the penis
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
