I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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