you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
