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Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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