she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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