check it out our google latitudes are spooning
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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