So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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