i don't like sucking hair
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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