We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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