I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
