awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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