she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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I need you to use more vowels.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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