we have officially lost it.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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