that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
