Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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