So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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