We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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