I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
