Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Randomize
