You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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