Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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