So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Bang-toberfest begins!!
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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