you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
