the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
