also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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