You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
