How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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