is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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