you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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