Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
