walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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