There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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