Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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