i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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