why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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