What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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