Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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