we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
