dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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